Kababuyan.

It's TDP's turn to undergo the annual company medical examinations. We were formulating ways to effectively get the eba... ahem, stool from toilet bowl. Someone suggested toothpick, which was the one supplied along the fastfood catsup plastic container (you know what I mean), while someone suggested that we should just scoop the thing out of the toilet water...

Yours truly suggested spoons and chopsticks... which was effective by the way. I have one stashed neatly in my random junks here at the office, so I used them to... extract my... thing.

Anyway, speaking of getting a piece of shit out of the water, I remember the medical thing we did at Mapua on our freshman year. I was quietly seated between this dude and this girl. When we were asked for our ebs, the girl neatly pulled out a plastic bag from her bag and pulled out a cheez whiz bottle. My eyes can't believe what it saw. A mighty jar of cheez whiz with one giant piece of shit. Not just any shit... it was moist and creamy... almost juicy.

Tama na! Hahaha. Geh!

Awts! Mahal ng pamasahe!

I was homebound last night when an unusual ruckus ensues in the bus that I hailed to let me on. There were people fighting with the bus' lone kundoktor. Anyway, I just sat on my favorite spot which is the spot above the wheel... you know that spot? Where you can relax your fee... ahem, anyways, I got my earphones on so I have no idea what they're talking about.

By the time the kundoktor got to my spot, I suddenly realized what the situation is all about. The fare JUMPED from 22 something something petot to 31 something somehing petot! Man, it was absurd. Almost 10 peso increase? Come on! So I just sighed to myself, pulled out my coin container, and taken out 35 petot and the rest was history.

It's much better if I take the shuttle on my home since it's practically easier - no standing on the aisle, no body contact with people, no roaches on the vehicle walls. The only problem is when I get off from office at 7 onwards, shuttles are pretty scarce. So I really have to take the buses from hell. And the fare difference is 20 bucks, which is pretty justified since you get all the convenience in the world.

This country totally sucks, man!