Got this somewhere.

the Lord is my programmer; I shall not crash.
He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart;
all of his commands are user-friendly. His directory guides
me to the right choices for his name's sake.
even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life,
and my file will be merged with his and saved forever...

I will blast you to hell, you crazy...

Bah! I took this time off because all I did was JAVA all day long. Goddamn, my eyes... I haven't slept, I haven't eaten, I haven't taken a bath! Oh...