Digital Fortress - Reviewed.

At long last, i finished Digital Fortress by Dan Brown. I think i spent about six months just to finish it. Hehe, i was too busy with OJT then i had started real work a week after OJT. That's why i never really had time to finish it. Then i managed to read a few chapters again last week, it was the climax, so because of that, i was determined to finish the damn book already.

Ok, so here's my review:

As any Brown fan would expect, the book is filled with twist and turns that will not make you put the book down. (well, as for me, not close the e-book down) Seasoned readers will be astonished on how they can't point the finger on the mastermind of the plot. I kept guessing and guessing until that page where the villain spilled his guts. Well, this book is no Da Vinci Code or Deception Point, but still, Brown has outdone himself again on this one. I can't wait for his new book Solomon Key, soon out on the shelves.

The plot:

NSA, or National Security Agency is America's Information powerhouse. NSA houses all of classified information of America. From componenets of Megaton Nuclear bombs to list of people under Witness protection program. America is standing strong, thanks to this agency. This agency also houses the most powerful computer in existence - TRANSLTR. With TRANSLATR, America is able to snoop all information out of people's hands.

TRANSLATR can break codes that seem impossible to break. With this computer, America can snoop mails, phone calls - name it. And the best part of it, America is able to snoop it all, secretly. All information seems to be on their hands. They can counter attack nuclear strikes, capture fugitives, etc.

So now, NSA recieved a mail from a man nicknamed as NDAKOTA. He said he had created the most powerful decryption tool that even the TRANSLATR cannot break. Strathmore, the director of NSA knew this was farfetched because everyone knows that every code can be broken. This tool was distributed in the internet for free. Strathmore tested it and made the TRANSLATR running for almost 24 hours while the longest time it took their computer in deciphering a code was 16 minutes.

Now, all is in a loss. With this new system, every information is secured and will ensure global chaos. Now, how can NSA prevent this from coming out?

All i can say is "Holy Shit."

Hervin, a pervert schoolmate from Mapua Institute of Company bastards, sent an offline message to all the boys in his messenger. Curious, i clicked the link, then was not thoroughly surprised when i saw a cute teenager. I almost clicked the exit button. Then out of curiosity, i read her blog. She has good construction of words for a sixteen year old.

Then, i read on knowing that this was kind of a sex blog thing. Hehehe, the stories ranged from stupid sex with butt ugly construction workers to having sex with a filthy rich 50 year old congressman. I was laughing to myself when i read on that she disclaimed that all these was real.

I was like: "ah, ok..." BUT, then, i read on one of her articles something like, i took a picture of it blah blah then an unlikely thought grasped me... Curious, i clicked on her pics and the first thing on my mind was holy shit, totoo ata to ah!

Damn, just see for yourself... Well, then again, i wouldn't believe her having sex with kids and construction workers, or congressmen for that matter...

A cute kid like her wouldn't waste her body with a sex cast like those she mentioned. That was umimaginable, and hey, another thing, she is encouraging people to message her and if she likes you, you might end up luck. Being the generous person that i am, i messaged her link to the horny bastards here. They said it was all too good to be real. For me, her stories are quite farfetched but, hey, i think she's for real, but then again, having sex with congressmen and arab dudes are quite... how to put it, um, - gross.

I cannot imagine her, and a toothless, butt ugly, stinky carpenter with six packs. Hahahah... She's wasting herself if all that is true. Hey! Why i am contemplating on this too much? Hahah, oh by the way, Bryan Sy wants to add her and get jiggy with her jugglies, if you know what i mean.
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Now, fans, calm up, i'm not gonna waste your reading. I'm gonna tell you about what happened to me here in this oh-so-boring office. So, tomorrow's the big day. Yes, the dreaded, handover. *twighlight zone sound effects*

Ok, for those who doesn't know what a handover means. (This blog is idiot proof, you know.) Handover is when you "hand over" your work to those quality gals here. They will check and double check, then check some more, ok, a lot of checking, your "handover-ed" work. Then after that, they will bombard you with comments and bugs.

Let's cross our fingers that i'm not gonna be fried on this one.