iPhone for dummies.

Reality is painful: I will never be geeky though I want to be one. Well, I must be geeky - I am in the I.T business., I am a friggin' gamer for as long as I can remember, I wear glasses, my I.Q. is 138, at some point in my life I collected graphic novels, I watched all godfather movies, I read a (super) lot and once, I had loads of porn...

But I think I am not geek enough. Why? Because of this friggin' phone. You see, I cannot comprehend the instructions on how to friggin' upgrade, downgrade, devirginize, revirginize and stuff. All those instructions make me dizzy.

Geekhood, I now let you go.

Greenhills, here I come.