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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Cold and underwear-less mornings.

Wee, today is wednesday, and that means it is 2 days before friday. And friday is Xmas Party. Well, anyways, the party's theme was cowboy party. I don't know who in hell will be wearing their boots and cowboy hats. That will be a laughtrip if ever someone will do wear cowboy gear.

Well, anyways, another forecast on my so called life: (does anyone read this poop?)

I woke up at 5:30 this morning. Yes, that's painfully early. I just popped out of bed and i did the stupidest thing a human did on christmas season - taking a bath without hot water. That was the worst day of my whole taking-a-bath-before-in-mornings life. I was like shivering. I can't raise the tabo. I thought the life in me will slip away then i gasped for an inhale of air then poured the second tabo. Then, i sighed to my self : "That was sooo damn goood..." Well i am saying that you should take a cold bath because i assure you, it will be the best bath ever. The first buhos will be sooo excruciatingly cold, but wait for the second one, it will be heaven. Oh... I can still feel the cold water running down my body...

Due to that good bath, i sat at the inidoro for quite a while taking a longer bath than usual. After half an hour or so, i finally withrew myself from the joy of taking a cold bath and went out. THEN, whapow, it's colder than north pole! I shouldn't have done that! I shouldn't have taken a cold bath! I almost cried when i run upstairs because i can't take the super cold conditions i'm at.

Then, as if, life is mocking the hell out of me. I have no underwear in my disposal. It rained the night before so my underwear is wet. Damn. I hate this. So, i mustered all my courage and i did not wear briefs. Joke lang... Ano ako tanga? Well, to continue the story, i went down and cried to my helper: "Oi, anak ng tinapa, wala ba akong brip?" but to my joy, she has one left. That was the holy grail of briefs, it is soft and not wrinkly, actually it is my favorite brief of all time. It's brand - Hanford. So, i pulled up my briefs, enjoying its warmth and comfort. Then the pants. Then the polo. No, i mean, i put deodorant first on my armpits before the polo.

So, to cut the long story short: I am here now in the office. Alive and with underwear. Thank you. Amen.

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