Kababuyan.

It's TDP's turn to undergo the annual company medical examinations. We were formulating ways to effectively get the eba... ahem, stool from toilet bowl. Someone suggested toothpick, which was the one supplied along the fastfood catsup plastic container (you know what I mean), while someone suggested that we should just scoop the thing out of the toilet water...

Yours truly suggested spoons and chopsticks... which was effective by the way. I have one stashed neatly in my random junks here at the office, so I used them to... extract my... thing.

Anyway, speaking of getting a piece of shit out of the water, I remember the medical thing we did at Mapua on our freshman year. I was quietly seated between this dude and this girl. When we were asked for our ebs, the girl neatly pulled out a plastic bag from her bag and pulled out a cheez whiz bottle. My eyes can't believe what it saw. A mighty jar of cheez whiz with one giant piece of shit. Not just any shit... it was moist and creamy... almost juicy.

Tama na! Hahaha. Geh!