Bagra*

Wahaha.. Looks like I can't give up blogging just now. The story thus far has been a part of me for the longest time that parting seems to be very hard. We go way back when... Yeah, three years.

Anyways, for another useless post. Last night when I was about to go to sleep, shempre, you need to brush your teeth. So I went to the lababo and reached for my toothbrush. Then it dawned to me na mejo matagal na pala tong brush na to. Lols. I have a newer brush but it is here in the office and I am not inclined on bringing it home. Anways, then I realized how old is this brush. I think it is nearning two years! I might be exaggerating but hey, I cannot count. Yeah, I've watched commercials telling that you should change toothbrushes every 6 months or so, but I haven't changed mine for 2 years!!!

Bah, we might have living organisms dwelling on the bristles of my brush! Then, then, if I still don't change brush, I might hear some 'koo-koo, koo-koo' sounds while brushing, and the next thing I know, eggs will be hatching on my mouth and the bacterias will be using my mouth as breeding grounds for an army of bacteria that will invade Metro Manila and eat our bodies and dip it in Sukatoy**! Holy crap!

Bottom line, I will buy new toothbrush later. I hate new toothbrushes, they are hard on the gums.

*Bagra is an adjective in Bicol meaning - Baboy, gamol, kadiri, yuckie, yuckidoodledoo and the like. It is used when there is something kadiri. (i.e. Mama: Anak ng tinapa Allan, ang bagra bagra mo! 7 weeks ka na di naliligo! Allan: Ma, sacrifice ko to para. Ang dami ko nang kasalanan.)

**Sukatoy is a noun, it is a conoctation of vinegar and soy sauce, usually used in inihaw.

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Sagot lang ng quiz

HOW TO...

1. make me smile
* Crack a joke or two, do it with body language.

2. make me cry
* Hiwain mo yung nipples ko tapos patakan mo ng kalamansi. Lie to me.

3. make me mad
* Ruin my mood.

4. make me like you
* Talk with sense. Be on par with my intellect. If you can debate with me, and win, I will like you.

5. make me proud of you
* Recite ABC backwards without flinching. :) No, just bring home the bacon, without taking a bite on it.

6. make me dance
* Sorry, dancing is not on my repertoire.

7. ease my temper
* Buy me food. Say sweet things. Write me letters!

8. wake me up
* Just wait until 6 and I wake up automatically. Almost mechanical.

9. make me feel kilig
* Write me letters or just tell me that I am always included in your prayers.

10. make me tell the truth
* Just ask me, I'll tell it straight. I never lie.

11. shut me up when i talk a lot
* Grab the nearest object you see and stuff it in my mouth.

12. tell that I'm annoyed
* I will stop talking to you.

13. tell when I'm bored
* I move around a little too much.

14. tell when Im drunk
* I'm loud and I talk about anything.

15. keep me as a friend
* Stay and never EVER lie to me.

16. make me happy
* Say I love you and mean it.

17. tell when i'm hungry
* I move around a little too much.

18. make me say yes
* Convince me to death.

19. make me hate you
* Lie to me.

20. get over a heartbreak
* Find another love! Easiest way. Hehe.. Joke lang. No idea.

21. tell im inlove
* My eyes smile. I take care of that person. I will not leave that person no matter what. I will be her friend until the end.

22. make me have tears of joy
* Do something unexpected.

23. make me love you
* Be always there. Don't ever leave me and don't LIE! Jeez, I hate liars.

24. tell me im doing something not
right
* Just tell it to me straight.

25. help me with my life
* Be a good listener. Build me up. Just stay. Be always there. Pay for my coffee.

26. make me remember you
* Do something that's not like you.

27. make my dreams come true
* Be there.

28. make me stop talking to you
* Hingahan mo ko sa mukha.

29. win me back
* Try to say sorry for the things you did.

30. make me kiss you
* Sabihin mo, gusto kita halikan, papa. Make me happy.

31. make me spank you
* N/A

32. make me laugh my ass off
* Do something stupid.

33. make me forgive you
* Say sorry. Just a simple sorry and forgiveness follows. :)

34. make me the happiest woman/man on
earth
* Be there all the time.

35. tell im having fun with my life
* I'm smiling.